Thursday, December 12, 2013

Nut Crackin

At what point did people decide that kitchen tools need to have faces?
I see dishes, dish towels, wine openers, spoons, coffee mugs, ice cream scoops, etc.  Why do people insist on sticking someone else's head in their food?
Nutcrackers are the worst. Not only are they an entire body, but you actually feed them your nuts. Then they get nut sprinkles everywhere and you have broken nuts all over the counter. No sir, I'm not putting my nuts in the wooden vice face of Santa's elves, I'll crack them myself thank you.

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