Thursday, December 20, 2012

The One Named Douchebag

Popularity changes people. We all know that, just look at Justin Beiber, that used to be a dude.
But how far does one have to spiral into super stardom before they start calling themselves things like SnoopDog or changing their name into a symbol.
I have no problem with a guy changing his name from Albert Klonosky to Jack Stone if he's going to be in a metal band. That makes some sense. But going from a normal name to Ice-T or Ice Cube or Vanilla Ice. Or take the extreme, changing to Snoop Dog, creating a entire product line based on that name then change it to Snoop Lion.
At least these idiots help the economy, name changes aren't free.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Old Christmas

According to about 30 minutes of research, about the same amount of time as when I was in high school, I found that Christmas was based on a Pagan holiday. To sum it up, when King James decided to declare his reign as a Christian one, all other holidays were pulled together so that the holidays weren't obliterated, just adapted. Since both religions celebrated Dec 25th it was easy to blend them into one holiday.
With this knowledge I have decided one thing...we have lost our pagan roots. Where are the goat leggings? Where is the pig roasting over the open flame? Come on Jesus, lets dance around the fire!

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Naturally Vegan

When we are born (the majority) of us are fed milk, or a least a milk based product. Then over time we move on to baby food and eventually pieces of hot dog and so on and so forth. So really, unless your parents purposely fed you a vegan diet,(and if they did you rebelled against it at some point) there is no way anyone is a natural vegan. You started out as an omnivore.
Saying that you're vegan is kind of like a guy saying they're a woman after having sex change surgery. Yes, Bill is now technically a chick, but...was still born with a penis.