Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Lip Readings

I wonder if when deaf people read lips they read with an accent when talking to certain people...

Friday, October 26, 2012


Next time you go to a concert take a second and look around.
These are completely normal(well, take that with a grain of salt), at least average human beings, and if you came across them in your normal life they would appear like anyone else.
However something about being in a large room with hundreds of others, people turn into strange creatures or angry beasts.
Within 10 feet of my last show there was a guy who thought he was Keven Fedrlinefuckadoo pantomiming NStreet Kid dances to every song, a very big man with a keg gut who took his shirt off on the first song, then stood with both middle fingers in the air for a minimum of 30 minutes, a couple who I'm pretty sure conceived a child, and an older fellow who wouldn't stop talking about the last time he heard the band(he could be heard over the music half the time).
The moral of the story, if you can drink at a show, you might as well get to it.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Damn Terrorists

I was at the gym today and a guy who caught one word of the news turned to his buddy and said, "Why don't we just nuke these people in the middle east?"
Frustration is understandable, but mass genocide of an entire race of people based on the actions of a few seems a little...I don't know, Hitlerish.
Al qaeda is a group of people of middle eastern descent that hate America and everything that it stands for, all powered by preaching a belief that the "white man" is evil.
That's bad, sounds a lot like basic racism with bigger guns.
I'm assuming that the VERY white guy at the gym didn't want to go nuke all the white people because a small number of them created the KKK. Or maybe he wanted to go back a few more years and kill all the white people for that whole slave thing.
Nah, if you're going to be socially inept and close minded, you have to be able to see past those little things like your own people performing the acts that you hate so much.

Friday, October 19, 2012

I challenge you sir

Is there any way we can bring duels back into modern society?
It used to be that if you insult someone, or just piss them off in the process of your daily routine that you can challenge them.
Lets just get this added to the ballot for the upcoming elections...and start packin heat.

Friday, October 5, 2012

Song of the Day

I love these 'song of the day' Apps everyone has all over the place.
Harvey Beaverface-the song of the day is "Virginity" by Justice Bribery.
Followed by the song in an attachment. Listen people, if we wanted to listen to your shitty music we would. On top of that, I care as much about what song your listening to as what bath soap you use.

Monday, October 1, 2012

All the hype

I want Beanie Babies to come back. Not because they were a great thing, but just think about what they did for the economy and for inexpensive humor all around.
We're talking about a stuffed animal that grown men would fall over each other to get a hold of, not just at collector conventions. You could go to Mcdonalds and see people in heated arguments over these things. On top of that there were deals going down all over the place for the "rare" ones.
Of course after everything died down people realized that they were pretty much worth nothing, but it's the journey that is always more fufilling than the destination.