Monday, November 4, 2013

She Looks Like...

Supposedly when you meet someone new your brain checks their face against all the faces you have memorized. So you usually hear people say, "Oh you look like my friend," because for a millionth of a second their brain told them that's who you were.
When dreaming, your brain takes pieces of faces that are memorized and mixes and matches to create what would be "strangers". You know what that means.
When you go to sleep and have that bizarre sex dream about that sultry stranger there could be a part of mommy or daddy in there.
Sweet dreams.

Friday, November 1, 2013

We Can't Do Anything Right

Remember when people could just shrug stuff off? It's a faint memory, way back there, or maybe you're one of the few left with that special power.
People can't even post a riddle on Facebook without people shitting their pants and getting up in arms at answering it. I'm sure that whoever picked the riddle picked it on purpose to get people bitching. I have a two step trick that help me from getting caught up in this kind of behavior.
Step One-Take a deep breath
Step Two-Keep your fucking mouth shut.
Very simple, and it keeps me sane, and the people in my general vicinity happy.
Try it, you'll like it.