Oh I NEED That!

There is a new series of commercials by Expedia that show follow people throughout the day being sent reminders by Expedia for things like "Depart in 2 hours" or "Terminal 3" or "Baggage Claim 5".
What? That's magical! How did we ever travel before? How could I ever know that I was supposed to leave for the airport today if I wasn't sent an alert? How did people know which gate to go to? It's not written on the ticket is it? It is?!?! Holy shit! You mean if you look down at the ticket that you've had for days then it tells you exactly where to go at what time? And if you pay attention when getting off the plane, or are able to read then you know which baggage claim to go to?
How does anyone know when to take a shit anymore without a automated message?

PS: You need to take a shit.