Scrolling through the channels last night I was amazed at how many shows were dedicated to finding and capturing creatures like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster. Some people dedicate their entire lives to "finding" the creatures(or at least selling themselves doing so on television). Lucky for us there are hundreds of different documentaries on how these super bad ass hunters have tracked and filmed and sampled and recorded these creatures.
Stop it.
Maybe 70 years ago people would have given you the time of day. In today's media and intelligence era there is no way anyone with a scrap of brain isn't going to tell you to fuck off.
However. If you are one of those people that are interested in taking a peek at one of the magnificent legends...come by my house and for the small fee of $99.99 I will prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that I found the elusive Frosty the Snowman...concessions are open until 9:00.
Totally agree! It is a lot like the traditional Hispanic comedies you catch on the Spanish speaking channels that are so similar to the Paul Rueben comedies with the infamous PeeWee Herman. They are funny because it is so incredibly difficult to imagine that anyone could really spend their life hunting Bigfoot little own living in a house with a talking chair. I will come by your house, slam a double whisky and slap Honey Boo Boo in the mouth until 9:00 comes and it time to slam another double whisky due to being depressed from the closing concessions!
ReplyDeleteKeep the material coming!