Apocalyptic Orgasmatron

An apocalypse is coming. It may be nukes, it may be famine, I can only hope it's zombies. Either way, men are going to rule the world. This has nothing to do with strength or intelligence. Women are often smarter than men, and more physically operational. Men will take over the world due to the orgasm.

When the world is destroyed and humans become nomadic stragglers; power will separate societies. You know what powers vibrators? Batteries. Men, they don't need vibrators. They can travel the planet wankin' it all day and all night. But women, they will run out the juice on their rabbits, their thrusters, nipple toys, and vibrating underwear. In the end, women will have to submit to the power, of power; or man flesh. 

We don't want to take the power from you, we want to empower you. So by all means, imagine me as a rabbit, a thruster, a nipple toy...because in the end; we were the original, and if you don't, we always have Lucy Lefty.