Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Too Careful?

Somewhere along the way people stopped buying insane pets. How did we let this happen? Wouldn't it be fantastic to turn on the news and find out that a close neighbor was eaten by their pet mountain lion? Then discover that fore mentioned mountain lion was loose in the neighborhood hunting down children that are playing in the sprinklers. Then you get to watch as the cops and animal patrol converge in your backyard to put the animal down and pull the screaming child out of its jaws.
By a pal, buy your neighbor a mountain lion.

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