Brilliant!

I would like to hear the conversation that took place during the development of the dildo.
"Janet, I love sex but I can't get anyone to bang me, and I sprained the hand I use to diddle myself. What's a girl to do?"
"I know! Lets get a whole bunch of latex and make a copy of some dude's massive junk and that way we can check our own oil."
"Brilliant!"