Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Save the Animals!

I'm not sure how it happened but somewhere along the way we decided that animal's lives are more important than humans. It may be because dogs have the ability to look sad or by showing pictures of starving cats. The thing is, what about the abandoned starving sick kids? Or when in a movie a woman can be blown up and no one twitches but a horse sprains its ankle and everyone shits their pants?
Now I'm not entirely against the 'lets pour millions of dollars into commercials to save animals' thing. Except for the fact that it costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to make these commercials. That money could save every dog, cat, fish, rabbit, iguana, whatever.
If you want to get people to start adopting animals and trying to save them make a commercial that doesn't make people sad with a country song, but makes them fear for the life of that animal. Take a soft white rabbit and put it on camera, give it a name, feed it a carrot, then hit it with both barrels of a 12 gauge.
That'll get people adopting your animals, if nothing else PETA will take them off your hands.
You're welcome.

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