Monday, February 25, 2013

Diamonds are for...

I heard that there is a place you can take your loved ones ashes and have them pressure pressed into a diamond.
First of all this creeps me out just a tad. Not only are you wearing someone, they are involved in every action you take while wearing them.
What if you get a nipple piercing, then put grandma in a diamond studded nipple ring? She would get more action in a month than she had in the last 40 years.
How about a cock ring? Have yourself a little threesome with your old man and some stranger at the bar.
It sounds weird, but your family has never been closer...

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