Does anyone ever get pulled in by those 'If you lived here you would already be home' billboards? What kind of person stops and says, hell yes, I definitely don't want to drive another few miles, let's buy a house here!
How does the sign help someone who is leaving their house? Maybe they just bought a corpse from a coroner and pulled out the teeth and cut off the hands and left it in their burning house to commit insurance fraud. Maybe now they are on the run from the law and will never own a house again.
Or maybe they just aren't in the market for a new house.
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