Mile High Club

I’ve been in a lot of planes and therefore a lot of plane bathrooms. With that said, I can only assume that anyone in the mile high club must either be a midget or a gymnast. I can barely turn around in the lavatory much less get myself between a woman and the door. If anyone is limber enough to get it going, cheers to you, on top of the size of the place, just remember that there are up to 500 people outside waiting to take a shit.