Sunday, June 24, 2012

Darwinism


-I think that there should be a law that one day out of the year each person is allowed one homicide.  These victims are allowed to protect themselves of course, in a survival of the fittest kind of way. 
Even though Bill wants to kill Jimmy for humping his girlfriend Liz, Jimmy could see Bill coming and even though he used his one kill on Liz he could claim self defense and kill Bill.  This would weed out some of those people that can’t plan ahead.  I’d save mine until late at night, that way I could get all those self defense kills out of the way and waste the first poor fool that cuts me off in traffic.

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