Cats

Cats are worthless.  Why would anyone even bother with a cat when there are dogs available?  Cats are uptight pretentious douche bags.  If a dog acts up you can beat the hell out of it and it learns its lesson.  Any animal you have to declaw in order for you to let it live in your house should be shot and stuffed.  That is a trophy, show it off to your friends, that feline shithead could have killed you if not at least scratched the hell out of you and coughed up a bunch of nasty shit on your floor.