BFF's

BFF-This entire saying is unrealistic, how many people are still BF’s with their BFF’s from high school.  This means that back then you were really not BFF’s, in fact you might not have even been BF’s if you don’t talk or care about how her kids look now and listen to her(BFF’s is a majorly feminine concept) whine about being fat. 

In fact if that’s the case you may have barely been F’s.  A BFF can’t really exist, you don’t know when you’re not going to be friends, so the most you can hope is BFATM, Best Friend At The Moment. 

Unless of course you know when you’re going to die, in that case you can say to Tammy, “You are my BFF” and then blow your brains out, because for you she was your BF until you rid the world of yourself, unfortunately this means that you are not Tammy’s BFF.