Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Leaning Tower of Poo

When you flush your toilet there is a 4" PVC pipe that carries the contents down under your house at a slight angle to a main line usually 8" to a foot wide. With that in mind, the reason your toilet backs up is because you shove so much paper down there that it blocks the tube, that or you ate at the all you can eat buffet and just wrecked your friends bathroom at their Christmas party.
Moving on, what happens when you have a hotel 60 stories high?
All those people taking fancy whiskey dumps in the morning and eventually your going to get the perfect shit storm. Imagine a ball of tissue and excrement stuck in a tube 40 stories up, and instead of new entries pushing it down, they just stack up on top of the clog. Now you have a pressure situation. Eventually that thing is going to blow back and someones wall is going to explode in a shit tornado into their bed.
Or maybe this never happens. Sweet Dreams!

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