A New Shooter

As prices on everything go up I think we need to look back through history and find a suitable replacement for our guns. My vote is for a redesigned blunderbuss. Not a cool sleek one, but a fat piece of shit that can shoot anything you shove into it out at top speeds. Maybe you could have a couple models, one that shoots old hotwheels cans, and another made specifically to be filled with items from the flea market. At the very least when you shoot a burglar, you can reload with their severed body parts.