Well, Halloween is over which means you can clean the vomit off yourself, untangle your hair and take that costume off.
No, scratch that, that's only when you're a kid. With adulthood comes perks, like wearing your costume as long as you want, don't wipe that puke up in the hall, just toss some newspaper on it. Start chanting gibberish every few hours, and at the stoke of midnight open the front door and scream into the night. Let the holiday live on, and see how long it takes for your neighbors to call the cops.
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