I am a FOX news anchor, and listening to the radio on the way to work today I heard some very interesting things that will make headlines:
Justin Beiber-"Your world is my world, and your fight is my fight" It is obvious from this quote that Beiber is demanding to secede from the union.
Madonna-"Like a virgin"-She apparently is pro-life and saving herself. "Being touched for the very first time" Who has flipped sides and is now pro-choice and a whore.
Tool-"This bog is easy to get lost in when you're a stupid, dumb ass, belligerent fucker" they are clearly saying, turn to God for all things.
Wyclef-"Dollar, dollar bill yall, dollar, dollar bill,"-Wyclef is obviously saying that all Democrats are idiots and that Palin should be president in 2016.
Thank you FOX News for yet another comprehensive interpretation of what's happening in the media. It's no wonder you...well....you have about as much credibility to be on TV as Barney. You amuse children and your shows are full of dinosaurs.
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