I'd Hit It

As a man, of course women confuse me. Why is it that a woman says, “I want to marry that guy, or I want to have his baby”? What they really want to say is, I want that dude inside me. But if a guy says “I want to bang that broad” it’s like slapping someone in the face. What we all need to understand is that we all want to have sex with each other and we need to find a way to live with it.