Fifty Shades of what?

One would think that as we evolve as a society that certain things would evolve with us. In only ten years we have evolved from fat clunky phones with barely audible service to a computer in your pocket. Even with all of this technology some people still prefer to read their porn. The Internet is packed with free porn, essentially anything you can think of. Why slow down the process with words? Come on ladies, join the evolution...Microsoft can help you flick the bean.