Friday, September 27, 2013

Liquid Diet

I read that Victoria Secret models usually switch to a liquid diet one week before their runway and photo events.
Take a minute and imagine those gorgeous women in the crazy angel wings, sipping cold protein drinks and banana smoothies. Now think of them the night before, just spewing a hot liquid from their bowels. Painful anal angry. Shooting out at a speed that sets off the neighbors car alarms.
Oh...it's all worth it.

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