Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Don't Die on me Bro

Thousands of people die everyday. Usually we don't see this happen because of the amount that die in hospitals or at home. But every now and then someone dies in a supermarket of a heart attack or anal trauma. We know that when you die you lose control of your bowels, that's usually a pretty good indicator that the guy didn't just pass out in his soup. But what if it was something much more...definitive? Someday in the future I'm sure they'll come up with something. I'm hoping that they can make it so that your appendages fall off and flap around the room like dying fish. I want to know when the guy sleeping at the bus stop is really sleeping, and that seems like a pretty good indicator.

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