Concerts

Next time you go to a concert take a second and look around.
These are completely normal(well, take that with a grain of salt), at least average human beings, and if you came across them in your normal life they would appear like anyone else.
However something about being in a large room with hundreds of others, people turn into strange creatures or angry beasts.
Within 10 feet of my last show there was a guy who thought he was Keven Fedrlinefuckadoo pantomiming NStreet Kid dances to every song, a very big man with a keg gut who took his shirt off on the first song, then stood with both middle fingers in the air for a minimum of 30 minutes, a couple who I'm pretty sure conceived a child, and an older fellow who wouldn't stop talking about the last time he heard the band(he could be heard over the music half the time).
The moral of the story, if you can drink at a show, you might as well get to it.