Tuesday, September 18, 2012

I have to say...

I hear people say this all the time, "I have to say" followed up by something like, "this meatloaf is amazing".
No. This is just a sentence to ensure that all attention is on you before you say something that you think doesn't make you sound pretentious. "I have to say, Linda's hair makes her look like a whore". You don't have to say these things.
The only time this phrase should be considered is when a gun is being pressed to someones skull. In that case it's completely acceptable. What's that? They have my family suspended over a pool full of sharks?
Listen guys, I have to say, that guy's body hair looks like his mom fucked Snuffleupagus.-Acceptable.

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