WTF

For anyone not involved in modern society, this acronym stands for What The Fuck.  The problem is that people actually run around saying this.  I could understand typing it, to a degree, it’s 3 letters as opposed to 11; time management, got it. But saying this out loud is just fucking stupid. 

First of all if the situation is drastic enough to call in the use of the word fuck, why would you want to abbreviate it? The word stands for itself, in most cases you could get rid of the “What The” and just say Fuck.  Secondly, when spoken, no one saves time.  WTF is 4 syllables while What The Fuck is only 3, that’s a 1 syllable saving passed on to you.  Then of course you have the time it takes your brain to translate WFT into what it really stands for.  In a culture where we want everything instantaneously it seems insane to slow down and muddle up the language.  This goes against the grain with the society we are all tying so hard to destroy.  I mean seriously, WTF?